There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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