dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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