It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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