Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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