Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
