There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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