just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
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I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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