Just mADE A PArabola og urine
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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