You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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