so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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