She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Dear god my vagina.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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