Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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