your thong is hanging out like whoa
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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