Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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