He is like the real live version of the state fair..
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You brought string cheese to the strip club
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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