You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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