I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
They are going to name an STD after you.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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