found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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