I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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