apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Still dying that you shit outside
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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