you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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