New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Dear god my vagina.
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