"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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