i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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