You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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