I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
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??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I think a kid would responsible me up
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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