I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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