I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
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I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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