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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
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Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
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I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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