Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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