Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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