Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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