I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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