He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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