i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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