so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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