Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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