when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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