What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
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If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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