Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
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In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
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Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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