he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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