It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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