i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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