If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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