I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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