We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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