Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
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The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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