I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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