Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
