Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Floor bacon is actually really good
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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