I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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