I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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