Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
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You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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