i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.