So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation