Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
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His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major