Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.