she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
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