I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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