The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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