Three words: puerto rican gang bang
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
